The hopium-powered anti-meme coin
Turn your dreams into memes with the buy high, sell low strategy
Token contract address:
G7hdR5VgXw52pvH2F8CSTULMAo9SqsBfrgjJ3pF6TN3u
1,000,000,000 $DUMPCOIN total fixed supply. Mint and freeze authority revoked. Immutable taxes. View on solscan.
Mission
Using the powerful infectiousness of meme and irony to raise awareness of crypto scams.
The crypto wild west has been polluted by trashy rug pulls and pump and dumps. It's time for a clean up job. So let's put them in the dumpster and take them away.
Be a DumpCoin ambassador: If you see a suspicious coin being bigged up or a suspicious pump post, raise awareness and call it out as a $DUMPCOIN.
Features:
- ● No real world applications*
- ● No community
- ● Highly volatile store of value
- ● Powered by hopium
- ● Sponsored by our AI overlords
Founder's story:
Rent-trapped millennial turned failed entrepreneur seeking salvation through Web3 innovation and the accumulation of many millions (of DumpCoins).
* Like all memecoins and almost all of your "utility" tokens
Roadmap
Founding●20 July 1969
A case of immaculate conception, DumpCoin was conceived on 20 July 1969, when the first men (allegedly) set foot on the moon, prompting millions of crypto lovers to dream of going to the moon. DumpCoin was founded from such aspirations.
Opening Launch●Now
Seers, prophets, oracles, soothsayers and clairvoyants trailblaze the path for other mere mortals.
DEX listing●Future
DumpCoin enters the public square and can be freely traded, allowing you to execute your buy high, sell low strategy.
Public Launch●Future
DumpCoin's full public launch beckons the start of the great bear market (watch out salmon).
CEX●Future
As DumpCoin becomes adopted worldwide, we will be courted by, and accept the advances of, many of the great crypto exchanges including Binance, Mt Gox and FTX.
Adopters
Pope Gregory VII
Meme coin maximalist with a religious-like fervour. His blind belief that crypto was an act of divine intervention fuels his investment theses.
CEO of Banana, Inc.
Shrewd operator who sees an opportunity and pounces on it. Early adopter of DumpCoin, fidget spinners and sound baths.
Sir Edmund Hillary
"What comes up must come down" - probably.
Binman Bob
Loves collecting and dumping trash. Enough said.
Secret Celebs
Many, many anonymous celebs (D-list and up) are keen collectors of DumpCoin according to salacious internet rumours.
Tokenomics
Key features
Fairness, immutability and revoked authorities. Unlike most meme coins, and despite its name, DumpCoin is not a pump and dump.
Scams happen by convincing people to buy the coin with the allure of riches. However, scam coins are engineered in a way to screw bag holders.
Explore the ways this can happen below, so you know what to look out for in the meme-sphere.
Mint authority revoked
Freeze authority revoked
Irrevocable liquidity pool
Fair launch
Fair, immutable taxes
Immutable smart contracts
Immutable metadata
Anti-sniping measures
Distribution
50% - Opening launch
40% - Initial liquidity
2% - Marketing
5% - Utility
3% - Reserve
Launch process
DumpCoin's opening fair launch is available to anyone. But, to reduce the influence of snipers and bots (as is rife on pump.fun), and to allow for token extensions, you must join the discord to be added to the whitelist.
1. Opening launch (50% total supply)
2. DEX listings
3. To the moon and beyond
Join the opening launch
Opening launch
Get in at the ground floor.1
The opening launch will begin on 1 January 2025 with a soft cap of $20,000. Once finished, 500,000,000 $DUMPCOIN (50% total supply) will be proportionally distributed to contributors.
To participate, join the discord channel:
1 Lifts can go up or down. DumpCoin is worthless so only ever contribute meaningless amounts.
Hall of (f/sh)ame
A selection of the biggest dumpster fires in history.
Dutch tulip mania (1630s)
The OG pump and dump. Speculators artificially inflated tulip prices, convincing others to invest before abruptly selling off, causing the market to collapse.
South Sea Bubble (1720)
Overblown claims. The South Sea Company, granted trading rights with Spanish America, vastly overstated its potential profits. Speculators drove up share prices before insiders cashed out, leading to a financial crash.
Bernie Madoff Ponzi Scheme (2008)
Famed financier Bernie Madoff used new investor funds to pay returns to earlier investors, sustaining the illusion of profit until it collapsed during the financial crisis.
OneCoin (2014–2019)
The coin that never was. OneCoin was never based on blockchain technology and functioned purely as a good old-fashioned Ponzi scheme. Investors were enticed with promises of huge, huge returns, but the scheme unraveled, with its founders charged for defrauding billions.
Squid Game Token (2021)
When life imitates art. Scammers launched a token whose price surged by over 30,000% in days. Devs rug pulled the project and stole over $3 million, leaving investors holding the bag.
Hawk Tuah (2024)
The rug pull of rug pulls, reaching a $490m market cap before swiftly divebombing like a bird of prey hunting its food. Allegedly concocted by white house insiders who were 'hawkish' on crypto, and definitely not the machinations of YouTube creator bigwigs.
DumpCoin has no secret, invite-only telegram or discord. Everything that's done is done in the open. You will also not see DumpCoin endlessly shilled by AI bots on reddit or X.
DumpCoin is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. The coin is for entertainment purposes only. All "information" detailed on this site is for comedic effect, with no truth attached beside the rings of irony. By accessing this website you confirm that you are not based in a jurisdiction where such access would be prohibited or restricted in any manner.